When in heat, the canadian male penetrates his erect penis inside the vagina of a Canadian female. Nine months later, a Canadian baby pops out of that vagina. A Canadian name such as Alanis, Avril or Rene (pronounce ruh-nay) is then given to that baby. Its name and details are then entered in a Canadian government database stored in servers somewhere in Canada. After the cub reaches the adult stage, it is his turn to embark on the journey to perpetuate the Canadian circle of life.