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"The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?" -Picasso

What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on? --H. D. Thoreau (1817-1862)

It isn't pollution that's harming the enviroment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. -- Ex-Vice Pres. Dan Quayle (what WAS this guy thinking???)

Love thy neighbor as thyself, but choose your neighborhood. -- Louise Beal

There is no stronger bond of friendship than a mutual enemy. --Frankfort Moore

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. --Anonymous

Sign in cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in cafeteria." Socks, I guess, can eat anyplace they want.

Any book worth banning is a book woth reading.

Anarchy is against the law.

Everyone has the right to be stupid; some just abuse the privilege.

I used to be indecisive but now I'm not sure.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

If men run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? --Linda Ellerbee

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. --Elayne Boosler

Math is hard! --Mattel's Talking Barbie, late 1980's or 1990's, later removed from market

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened. --Winston Churchill

Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense. --Mark Twain

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is therefore not an act, but a habit. --Aristotle

Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography. --Paul Rodriguez

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. --Dwight D. Eisenhower

If Today Was a Fish, I'd Throw It Back In. --Song Title

We bow to a God we've never seen, but never fails to side with me. --Primitive Radio Gods

When things like this are said, I thank God I'm an athiest. --Rob Reiner, "All in the Family"

I think that my whole life is a misprint. Either that or a typo. --Miss Fontana (Mr. Grady's student teacher, who is, I guess, on her way to being a real teacher)

I think my paranoid schizophrenia has improved my ability to be a good ruler of my fellow Aztec citizens. --Jennifer Piatak

If I owned a ceiling fan company, I would have a model called the "Dion" because then you could own the Ceiling Dion fan. You got to jump on these things when the market is hot. --Richard Marek

When all is said and done, it'll be pretty boring. --Larry Baum

They say kids will always find Christmas presents and guns. I bet if a kid is getting a gun for Christmas, they'll find it for sure, and really fast,too. --Timothy Fenton

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