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How To Get Your Own Troll Pet

Ohayou, guys! Yesterday we, the bloggers, had a lot of fun messing around with this one user who obviously doesn't grasp the concept of an internet argument. It's especially funny when people who are too dumb to understand they are being toyed with spend hours on a pointless conversation. Not only did Rin fell for the trap me and several other users set, she continued with her idiotism even AFTER WE TOLD HER that we made her our fool. 

The fun started somewhere around 1 am Ebaumsworld time. It continued until afternoon of the other day. That's right, we made that idiot stay up all night, continue commenting the whole morning and until afternoon. The idea was, me and a few other bloggers and users checked in once every few hours for a few minutes and took over with the conversation. Some stayed for longer because it was hilarious. We took turns on this merciless lynch. The result was priceless. 

A lot of users want to know my secret on how to get your personal clown. The answer is easy. You have to make them look like idiots and brag about it. They'll become obsessed. I've decided to make a short tutorial on how to get your own troll pet you can mess with and how you can use them.

Step1: Getting a troll. It's simple. Find an easy target. Someone who tries to fit in, be one of the gang. Those are the easiest ones to lure. They usually hang around other bloggers, trying to suck up to them. They don't write actual blogs. Usually troll drama bull shit or some boring shit. Make fun of them and then say you owned them. Then the important part is to ignore them for a while. When you're bored, feed them with a bit of attention and voila - you can go to step 2.

Step2: Using a troll for your amusement. There is no rule for that. A cool way to get views on your article is to strike a conversation with them in your blog. More comments will draw user attention who will open your blog to check what caused the reaction. You need to leave a reply to the troll from time to time. They'll come back soon with a bunch of buddies. The fun part is to watch them stay in the section for the whole day, waiting for your replies. While you go to, for example, the cinema and have a free moment, open the site from your cellphone and post a few comments. You'll get a bunch of entertainment from your stooge once you get back home.

Step3: Disposing of your troll pet. There's a moment when your pet becomes terribly boring, so you wanna get rid of that loser. Trolls can be very repetitive. That's why you might wanna get rid of them. There's two ways: long and easy and short but tricky. The easy one is to simply ignore the troll. They will go away eventually. The other, quickest way is to own them so hard, they won't dare to come around you. On how to do that, you might wanna read one of my blogs where I put in detail how I got rid of Rednote67, Hunterdad, Tyaeda or Ikilledkenny. 

I bet this article was very helpful to you. Do you have any more questions? Or would like to share your own methods? The comments section of my blogs is waiting for you

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