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I AM PREGO!

10 weeks into pregnancy ...

First Gina-doctors appointment...of course only MY doctor could pass for Al Bundy, nice guy though couldn’t help thinking about Peg and bud  when he was feeling my vag...

I’ve gone commando

i no longer fit into any of my underwear (bra or panties) nor do i want to wear them

i barf at the site of or smell of chicken, dunkin donuts, eggs-- i had to throw the eggs out that were in our refrigerator because just knowing they were in there was making me ill.

I only want and eat marinara sauce (mozzerella sticks, pizza, pasta, bread dipped in ragu yumm)

No boos, No smokes, no trees, no pills, no coffee, --being on this sobriety kick had me a bit down so now i gotta find a 'hobby' (hob-ee) ...first time ever a hobby didn’t include many shots of jager, plenty of scotch, and some Percocets for the hangover in the morning... so  i started to draw on the living room walls. I am going to paint a mural of the ocean, sea creatures and man bear pig i think.  

i've also been trying to make and keep as much money as I can so I just posted  my forehead on craigslist for advertising space... I wonder how much a forehead goes for these days?

well that's it for now

 

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