I am the most un-housewifey woman out there. I can cook, I will enver "fetch you a beer" and I deffinately don't sew. I have to awesome black and white striped t-shirt that has buttong that go to about right under the bottom of my bra. Today I somehow managed to pop out the button second from the bottom. This ticked me off because I did it in public and when this happened all the other buttons came undone. So I'm trying to get my ta-ta's back into my shirt/Running back to my house.

When I got back to my hosue I tried re-attaching the button for about ten minutes. Then I came up with this masterful plan to get some black string from my mothers sewing kit and somehow tie it to the original string and then tie the button back on.

After about 30 tries I got it. Tied about 10 knots in the string and TA-DA my shirt is fixed. I just though you ass should know this considering I'm really not the sharpest tool in the shed when it come's to these kind of things.

As a random thought. I wonder what life would be like if there was no such thing as buttons. There would be chaos. Guys would have zippers on their boxers....Ouch. Womens blouses would be open... Well I'm ok with that as long as Im not the on wearing the blouse cause then I get to stare ahaha.