Lick bag all.

     If you have ever laughed at, or been offended by, one of my comments, consider yourself honored.  You are in the presence of greatness.  Total bitchin' rockstar from Mars greatness.  I've had my share of hookers, blow, pornstars, and money. 

     Some people say I've lost my mind.  I say, if you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you'd be like, "Dude!  Can't handle it!  Unplug this bastard!"  It fires in a way that's maybe not from this terrestrial realm.

     People can't figure me out, they can't process me, I don't expect them to.  You can't process me with the normal brain.

     Don't resent me.  Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives on the tip of my saber.

     I am battle tested bayonets.

     I think it's time to let you know,




                                                            I AM CHARLIE SHEEN




 








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