iliketosaypoop is my son! You see, one night after spending the day at an all you can eat buffet (from open til about an hour past close) I was a little backed up for a few days. finally I was able to sit on the shitter and let out an epic bowel movement. it was so big I was afraid to flush it.
Days passed, then weeks....the turd grew and mutated. one day I built up the courage to flush it down, but when I went back to the toilet, it was crawling out of the bowl and out the front door. "I will be the the greatest blogger of all time!" he said as he slithered off.
So I'm sorry ebaumsworld. I'm so sorry I unleashed the evil upon you