Ever hear this one........ When I was young I needed to hold my penis down to keep from pissing in my face. Now that I am older I have to hold it up to keep from pissing in my shoes. Now I am not going to say its true but I do buy more Gym shoes than before. How about this one........First thing to go when you get older is your eyes. OK I need stronger glasses and my arms are too short because I have to reach the newspaper way out there to read it. OK this one.........I can still screw all night long. OK this one is true because I forget what I am doing and I have to stop for breaks. The thing is your eyes nor your pecker goes first the first thing to go is......... fuck it I forgot.
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