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Intro

Just in case anyone cares, I'm going to tell you a little bit about myself.

My Name

My name comes from the nineties, when The New Batman/Superman Adventures was on TV.  I lurked on a fan message board for the show, and had written a short story creating an "original character" for Roxy Rocket to partner up with.  Okay, so he was more like the Green Goblin without a mask.  Anyway, when I signed up for an account (for the purpose of posting the story), I picked the name of the character as my username.  Thus, the Deathwish online persona was born.  I post most of my fanfiction under that name, whether it's Batman/Superman or not.  When I tried signing up for another website with the same name, I found that someone else had already taken it, so I added 01b to the end, and I've been signing up for accounts with that name ever since.

Politics

I don't believe that one citizen's rights should be different from another's because of their race, religion, sexual orientation, possession or lack of superpowers, gender, planet of origin, or whether or not you were conceived by means of coitus; I believe that an educated populace is absolutely essential to our future; I consider censorship an insult to my intelligence, and for that matter, the intelligence of anyone with the brains to recognize themselves in a mirror.  So I guess I'm not a Republican.  I think that stupid people have a responsibility to improve the species by killing themselves in some entertaining way before they have a chance to breed, and that the country was founded on the idea that people have the right to tell the government to go screw itself, and make it go screw itself by force of arms if it refuses, so I guess I'm not a Democrat either.  I guess what I'm getting at is that I hate being asked to choose the lesser of two evils, because it's still evil.  Even when a "third party" gets on the ballot, they're really just puppets of one of the other two parties trying to suck votes from the opponent.

Hobbies

I like anime (uncensored please), video games, fiction (both reading and writing), Duel Monsters and porn (though I have to keep that last on a jump drive until I get my own computer again, and I can't fap to it in the den).  When my nephew got stuck in Super Mario Bros. 2 (the Super Mario Advance version), I went ahead and beat the game for him and unlocked the Yoshi egg hunt thing.  My financial situation right now sort of precludes me from improving my Deck in Duel Monsters, unless I can find somebody who wants some older cards.

Relatives

I'm not sure how I managed to come out as good as I did.  My sister got knocked up and dropped out.  My brother dropped out and pretended to be homeschooled, but never did the work.  I graduated and went to college for two years until my truck crapped out and I couldn't commute anymore.  I'm the only one of my parents' children who doesn't drink or smoke.  Having to restrain myself to jobs that are on the way to my dad's and work my schedule around his doesn't leave me with a lot of options.

My brother...now there's a tard.  A few years ago he bought me a Playstation 2 game for my birthday.  We don't own a Playstation 2, he was just borrowing it on a repetitive basis from his friend.  Then, he went and got in a fight with his friend or something, so the Playstation 2 hasn't been back since.  What was the game?  A Sonic the Hedgehog nostalgia collection featuring a bunch of games I already had for my old Sega Genesis, and on my computer as ROMs.  No worrying about scratching CDs, no need for a memory card, no need to unlock anything.  And now he's got three Call of Duty games and a Dragon Ball Z game he can't play.  I never liked the Call of Duty games, anyway.  I played a level once, and found a lovely place to snipe some Nazis.  Wouldn't you know it, just as I got an officer in my crosshairs, the squad shows up, and one dingus plants himself right in front of me.  I executed him for treason.  I know there's a lot of stuff in that game, but could they not have found room for a little line of programming code telling NPCs on your side not to plunk themselves down in front of you like somebody who spent all of basic training fapping under the sergeant's bunk?

Pets

I have a cat named Ravage.  Ravage, the spastic ninja.  Sometimes she gets hyper and runs all over the place.  Sometimes, she'll lie in wait, then spring out of hiding and swat someone on the butt before taking off like a bat out of hell.  She'll chase mice, but she just maims or cripples them, she won't eat them, so we just flush the remains.  I guess her mom never got around to teaching her that animals were food before getting run over.

I can't see buying a pet, really.  Of course, in my experience, if I want a pet, all I have to do is go take a walk.  Something will follow me home, and stick around when it figures out it can get food around here.  Some people want a purebred animal with papers and what-all else.  I just want something that's scare away the churchies so they don't come knocking on the door at all hours.

Other stuff

The economy sucks sweaty monkey balls right now.  There are 10,000 people living in the nearest town, and not only is nobody hiring, but a lot of places are going out of business, which means that there are now even less jobs than before and more people looking.  And, like I said, I can only get jobs that are between where I live and where my dad works because I can't get a freaking car.

I'd like to learn computer repair (as opposed to just refreshing from back-ups when my parents screw something up trying to install a new program or download something from a shady site).  I'd also like to be able to make money at writing stories.  The problem is, I can't find a place that teaches computer repair, and nobody will leave me the hell alone if I'm on the computer.  "Hey, when ya gettin' off?"  "Can I just do something right quick?"  "Hey, you know I lose my (whatever) if I'm not on MySpace at the same exact time every day!" and so on.
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