and its only two days old because I start my week on Sunday. Last week I finished the last of a series of injections in my back and legs and I am starting to feel like the 6 million dollar man and I am trying to get caught up on my list of things to do. This is day three and I assembled my brand new Chinese weed eater and went to the back yard and hooked up the extension cord and..........NOTHING!!!!!!! I am not kidding this is starting to piss me off and I have stopped laughing yesterday. I was not going to stop my momentum so I got out my glue projects, normally I would use duct tape because when you use that you never have to fix it again but I had to use epoxy glue to fix my microwave handle and my seat belt cover in the car. I followed the directions and mixed up the epoxy and put it on the handle and everything was fine and was heading outside to do the car when the phone rings and its my daughter who is in Fla and she was going to meet her mom but it fell apart and now they were into some frigging drama and then the house phone rings and its my old lady with her side and I put the cell down and grabbed the house phone and when I did I stuck my hand right into the epoxy which caused me to pick up that phone and listen for about 10 seconds before I said "you fix your own drama I have my own" I then walk over to the cell and say the same thing to my daughter. I found out later they worked it out on the terms that I am now the bad guy DAMN you women, if it wasn't for the whole sex thing I would marry a damn guy!

OK I mixed up more epoxy and fixed the glue jobs, went to Walmart and got another weed eater, imagine their surprise when I opened it right there and put it together and asked for a plug because I was nipping this one in the bud. I am now a bud nipper. sorry couldn't resist and Andy Griffith line there. By the time I got home it was pouring down rain and I quit and am now sitting here drinking a beer and man is it good. I am now finished with this damn story because I dont want to admit it if something else goes wrong. Everything I have told you has been a comedy of errors and I didn't make any of it up and I also want you to know I am not an idiot but a very mechanical guy. I could install a motor in your car in 12 hours with the right equipment and take off 20 years.

Thanks for reading Bohank

Please somebody cut this frigging grass. lol