For anyone who doesn't know I live about 20 minutes from the jersey shore.  specifically belmar.  What i've come to see recently is a fucking annoying trend that bothers everyone at the jersey shore.   Douchebags.
     We call them douchebags, others call them guidos, or guidettes.  due to the popularity of that shit stain show jersey shore, more and more of these retarded rejects show up on our beaches.  
     Let me tell you, just cause you tan and have six pack abs doesn't mean shit.  to the girls, just cause you have a booty, and some tits means nothing either.  We all here in the Jersey area make fun of you b.e.n.n.y. (bayonne, elixabeth, newark, new york.)  rejects.  stay in the city and stay off our beaches, you're tainting our water with fake tan, and making the normal tourists run off to other places.