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In my now famous blog, Fuck Hooters...., I explain why the Hooters restaurant here in Tennessee  blows ass.

A Hooters Girl saw my blog and took the time to email me the scattered words in her head that she calls thoughts.

Here is her (cleaned up) email to me... (It was littered with punctuation and spelling errors and rambling "sentences.")

"Dr. Dirty",

I have been a Hooters girl for 4 years... and counting. I work at one of the original 3 in Orlando and LOVE every minute of it. I came across your article and I would like to comment back... I understand, yes, guys EXPECT to get a girl with big boobs. It's Hooters, I get it... But they do not only hire on boobs...

It's nice when we actually find girls with personalities also. I mean considering most guys that come in are coming in for entertainment and someone to talk to...  lonely guys that most likely have no social skills. So I sincerely think that most of the guys coming are not looking for a huge rack but some attention that they will lack anywhere else.

And WHY do we do it? Because we get paid to be nice... We get paid to act fake... We get paid to come across interested in your pathetic life.

To critique all of Hooters saying the "talent" was awful... is going a little too far. At the many Hooters restaurants I have worked at I never have seen horrible talent. We sing, dance, hula hoop, even barstool rodeo.

You say that the food sucks... No sh!t we are not a 5 star restaurant and never has Hooters tried to be... if you're looking for amazing food with a robot as a server then go to somewhere else. We serve wings, burgers and salads. Do you honestly think we can fuck that up? Maybe you just have become too picky in your time and your expectations are beyond what we serve. Besides that you want to see big t!ts... you really have no clue on what Hooters is about.

- your fellow Hooters Girl

I wrote her back:

Hey Hooters Girl! First of all, I appreciate you taking the time to write me! Who said Hooters Girls cant write! HA HA HA! All I can say is this... Come to the TN. Hooters and you will see what I mean. The girls on a Monday night were ugly and out of shape. Now, I had been to this Hooters before on a Friday night and I went out with some of the girls after they got off their shift. Those particular girls were very pretty, in great shape, very friendly, and they even bought me drinks at the bar. But management must have let those girls go because they were replaced with ugly girls and a gay dude. AND... I went on a date with a girl who used to work at Hooters. She worked there to make money WHILE IN COLLEGE. HINT: College is where you go to get an education. Its like Wikipedia but with professors. And... Guess what? That former Hooters girl... She had big Hooters! I dont care what YOU think Hooters is about. Hooters is about what the CUSTOMER thinks its about. Hooters is supposed to be a relaxed atmosphere restaurant where you get good chicken wings, sports on the TV, and waitresses with big boobies. At least this Hooters had the sports on the TV.

Calling a restaurant Hooters and then not supplying Hooters is false advertising. The only false thing in Hooters should be the fake boobies in the girls' shirts. The food is incredibly overpriced in the TN. location and it sucks. I dont expect 5 star dining at Hooters. I expect good food and hot girls. Not bad food and waitresses who look like theyve been taking too much advantage of the employee discount. As for you being a Hooters girl for 4 years and counting... Is this your proud achievement? If you aimed any lower, youd shoot yourself in your aging, sagging breasts.   Look, Im not saying Im hot but I dont work in a restaurant called Studs. If a girl works at Hooters she should have nice Hooters. Its sad that most of your customers are lonely guys with no social skills. Im sure Hooters would love to have that as their slogan, Welcome to Hooters! Safe Haven for Losers! Maybe this is why my local Hooters has employed sub-par women, because they know their most loyal customers cant do any better. When I used to go to Hooters it was with a fun-loving group of guys to watch a sporting event while enjoying beer and wings. But apparently our type is not welcome at Hooters any more since you only cater to dorks who want to get to know the waitresses. I said, the food sucks you said, No sh!t... Well, that sums it up. No, I dont expect amazing food. I expect good food. After all, you may not realize this, but you work at a RESTAURANT. HOOTERS NEW SLOGAN: Our Food Sucks, Our Waitresses are Ugly, and the Customers are Losers! You also misunderstood something I wrote in the article. When I said there was no talent amongst the waitresses, talent is slang for hot girls. No guy cares that you sing, dance, and can use a hula hoop. (Although the girls I saw that night would have got stuck inside the hula hoop.) If you are a Hooters Waitress, your talent is your looks. The end. I have friends who are hot girls and they are waitresses and bartenders. But they have a big enough brain to know that they were hired for their looks. And they are working hard, making money, and saving up to go to school or to pursue their dreams. Apparently, you have no dreams.

You said, We serve wings, burgers and salads, do you honestly think we can fuck that up? Surprisingly, yes. My favorite part of your poorly written rant is this... We get paid to be come across interested in your pathetic life. HA HA HA! A girl whose highest ambition is to successfully deliver a plate of food without dropping it is calling OTHER peoples lives pathetic! HA HA HA! Here is what I suggest for you: Accept that you are doing the best you can for a girl whose IQ is lower than a parking lot speed limit. I respect people who work hard and are doing the best they can. But you strike me as a girl who is underachieving and lazy.

Because you actually probably DO have a brain in your head. And you probably COULD do better for yourself but you have limited yourself to working a crappy restaurant for the rest of your life. After 4 years of cleaning up barbecue chicken parts and waddling around in bright orange shorts you have probably risen up in the ranks to become Assistant Manager in charge of Wonderbras. And thats great. But ask yourself... Can I do better? Do I want to be a Hooters girl living in Orlando when I am 42? If not for yourself, do it for your 6 or 7 children who are on food stamps.

- Your fellow DirtySanchez who loves intelligent, hard working women.

Uploaded 02/12/2009
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