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Labor Day?

I never understood this holiday. It only applies to a select few and we already have other holidays that are more fitting like birthdays and Mother's day. Why give attention to such pain and struggle. And spare me the arguments saying that is reason enough. The amount of labor isn't equal for all and some only experience it for a few hours. While for others it lasts all day. Men can only come up with analogies like comparing it to shitting out a watermelon.

So here is my suggestion. The holiday would change to conception day. It seems like conception day would have more of a party feel to it. Lets be honest. Most of us were drunk (or our parents were) at that time anyway so getting hammered again would be fitting. The result of everyone celebrating would also help perpetuate the holiday for years and years.

I really shouldn't bitch about this. Hell, if I can get a day off work because of a woman's struggles of birth, so be it. I guess I should just thank all the ladies for doing your part and squirtin out them babies.

Thanks for reading and Happy Labor Day everyone!

 

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