He said He'd call me but He didnt.  I waited by my $9.99 wal-mart phone with the call display all day and all that came up was 1-800 numbers.  they want money. i have none to give them. i'm waiting out for the statute of limitations, if that still exists. i hope it does.

we had a wonderful night last night.  Lard Infamous invited me to an all-u-can-eat chinese buffet.  over his gargantuan plate of chicken balls, chow mein,  pork fried rice, singapore noodles, orange chicken, bbq chicken, calamari, pepper steak, dim sum, dumplings, sweet and sour pork ribs and curry noodles we made goo-goo eyes at each other. although in retrospect i dont know if those eyes were at me, or his massive plate of food.

i'd like to think that it was at me.

but i soon found out otherwise.

it was not me the fat waste was interested in, it was the M.S.G laced oriental food he had his eyes set on.  he devoured his meal (all 20 helpings....plus 10 of dessert) then made me pay. 

he forced me into my own car and made me drive to his rat infested apartment.  once we were there......

i cannot go any further.

lets just say i'm still dripping crisco.

....he was so gentle

but the jokes on him.  i told him not to use a condom and i have syphillis, ghonnorea, hepititis A, B and C and aids. not just regular aids, but full blown aids. :)

i hear that in africa the cure for aids is to fuck an infant.

maybe thats where he's at.....and why he's not calling me