Well I missed my flight.
Suthwest Airlines sucks major penis!
After waiting to check in for an hour and half, I got thru that (my bag was 4 pounds over the limit...I thus had to pay more)...then security went almost painless...I grabbed my stuff (laptop bag w/ porn and Wall E) and ran thru the airport with my shoes and belt in hand. The time was 8:04 am. My flight left at 8:05 am. This one tight ass bastard would not hold the plane for me...even though it was still parked.
My new flight leaves at 1:00 pm. I am almost tempted to let the porn fly right here in this little coffee shop that I am holed up in.
I think I will wait till a kid comes up so that I can introduce him to my world...my world of porn. Kind of like smoking out a younger brother or sister with pot. It is a right of passage I want to pass on to a younger generation.
I miss my dog, I miss my office, I miss my house WIFI, I miss my comfy chair, I miss my HBO.