So Yesterday I told my bestfriend I liked girls and now all he talks about are boobs and asking me what ones i thought were the best. Do straight guys think when your a lesbian you become some kind of boob cognizor?
He then proseeded to list famous lesbians and ask me if i knew them. I said "Hold on let me go get my lesbians of the world phone book out and ill tell you.."-thumbs threw invisable book- "Yep i know Ellen, Jodie Foster... Oh looks like Rosie changed her number again better up date my cell phone"
Im starting to think it was a bad idea to come out to him. He's already planning a trip to pride fest. He thinks its full of hot lesbians making out in a sea of boobs. And I'm his golden ticket to this magical land. Boy is he going to be dissapointed.