Lord infamous likes to hire vietnamese male prostitutes to pee in his asshole. You may ask "Why should we believe you? " . Well I will tell you why. OK, it all started on a sunday afternoon when I saw lord_infamous buying icecream at a baskin robins. I followed him in, He bought a vanilla ice cream cone seamingly plain? I followed him to the park where he pretended to drop his icecream scoop, he reached into the bottom of the cone where he had a small bag of crystal meth! He pulled a needle out of his pocket and quickly injected himself. He was high as dirtysanchez on a friday night! He got on his bicycle and drove all the way to a dark alley where he met up with a midget He whispered something into the midgets ear than they both walked into a coffee shop, I couldnt hear what they were saying but I knew that they were up to no good.
He got into the midgets car and they drove away but little did they know that I was inside of there trunk. After about ten minutes they both got out of the car and made there way into an old dilapidated factory. I made my way out of the trunk and into the factory. I saw a trail of what appeared to be urine I opened up the door to the back of the factory and right in front of my eyes, A vietnames male prostitute was pissing inside of infamous's asshole. I cuffed em and through em in the big house!