Megafail was at the neighborhood tee ball games one after noon, scouting the young studs rounded the bases. No, Megafail did not have a relative at the game or anything, he was just looking for love. Love at a tee ball game. The players in those tights baseball uniforms turned megafail on. The game was ending and Megafail began his walk to his black van. Little did Megafail know, a megashit was building up inside him.

Megashit was building up inside megafail. This would be a shit for the ages hence the name Megashit.

Megafail knew that megashit was festering inside him. He was not happy. There were plenty of little children around for him to "offer" candy to or to help him find his dog. Megfail began to two step to his van but then megashit took over him. He began megashitting in his jean shorts all outside for the whole town to see. He continued shitting for a solid 45 seconds, in puplic, in front of chilren, women, and wallboy. The town all joined in silence. Megafail walked to his van in his mokasins with shit filled jean shorts.

Security would not let any children in the parking lot where megafail was parked and the kids who walked home, ran, in the opposite direction with their bats out. Megafail had failed once again in attracting a mate.

Words from the author- Id like the thank megafail for getting me back in the ring and inspiring me to destroy him. Im the 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, WCW champion (Booker T Reference) but no, i really do beat fellow bloggers to the ground. Big Time.