Mogwai Spawning
ugdork
Published
06/03/2009
I wrote a blog last night about a mindless reality show in which one of the "celebrities" was the fat Baldwin brother. I looked him up and found out he is Steven Baldwin.
He made me think of the movie Gremlins 2. Remember when the Mogwai Gizmo got wet and spawned 5 or 6 replicas? They KIND OF looked like Gizmo but were a bit ugly plus looked and acted retarded.
Steven Baldwin is like one of those retarded Mogwai. He is what would happen if Alec Baldwin spawned retarded clones when wet.
I think I will take Bohank up on his offer to start a show called, "Shoot a Baldwin Brother." Here's an imunity idol up your ASS, bitch!
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