Monday Morning Randomness

So every young man dreams of one day being a hero.  I have been fortunate enough to have the opportunity on a few occasions and fulfilled that dream.  Today, was one of those days. 

I fell asleep at 10 last night so I was pretty well rested, so I went into work a little early to get a head start on the day.  I'm eating my Fruity Pebbles cereal and getting some stuff ready when my boss tells me there are a couple of really tiny kittens in the parking lot.  Now, on the street I work, there are animals getting hit almost every day, so being a man of action... I ignore all thought of getting rabies and go on my way to save them.

I get to them and I see that they are pretty malnourished.  I grab the first one and it is so weak that I feel nothing when it bites me. That and I'm pretty macho.  This is where things take a turn into Michael Bay territory.  I grab this kitten, stand up and look to the right and there is a tow truck with it's ramp down.  Suddenly, a big white truck goes flying up the ramp on two wheels and flips right off straight for me.  It was fucking awesome. Let me just paint this picture....  a giant white truck flying off a ramp straight for man with kitten, as debris flies every which way from his truck, sparks from metal and onlookers running for cover.  It was like slow motion and I could see the driver inside.  In honor of Nikims, I was at this car launching.  A mexican guy was flying everywhere.  The truck slides to a stop about 5 feet in front of me on its side.  Maybe I was trying to look cool for my new little buddy, but I didn't even flinch.  The guy was inside yelling for me to help him.  (he looked like a mime who was actually stuck in a box) Kitten in hand, I leap to the top where I can open the door and pull him through to safety.  Turns out the back window opened so this was an unnecessary move, cool as it may be.  The guy was panicked but we calmed him down.  Turns out he was drunk and promptly arrested by the LAPD.  They were going to ask me what I saw, but I told them I still had one more cat to rescue and I was off. 

Me and a friend had to use teamwork to grab the brother kitten.  I navigated a small space between buildings and flushed him out where my friend snagged him, and got scratched in the face for it.  At this point I am in full hero mode.  I was just looking for people to save... but the kittens were in need of some help. 

I go to the store and get some things for the cats, when I see a pretty hot chick at the check out.  I get in line behind her, tell her the story of the kittens and her number.  This was a pretty good start to a monday... it ended up being a shitty monday topped off with my cousin needing me to lend him money... but I'm in talks to sell the screenplay of the beginning of my day as a trilogy to come out in the summer of 2013. 

*this blog is 100% true and I must add....the cat pissed on me.
Uploaded 10/18/2011
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