Last night was the first time drinking moonshine.

If you never have, imagine drinking rubbing alcohol, and the taste lingers in your mouth forever.

So I am a heavyweight drinker, its not odd to drink 30 or 40+ beers in a night.

So.. I leave the bar and head to the drive-thru, me and my buddy grab more booze and we head to shoot pool.

After being there for a couple, our buddy walks in and is talking about something that will blow our ass out.

We go to his place and he pulls out a full mason jar full of a clear liquid. Opens the top, smells it, and hands me the jar.

Well, I didn't know you were supposed to sip it, and my ass takes 3 huge ass gulps. It's like drinking mace, and you taste it for hours afterwards.

Well long story short, it knocked my ass out.

I am Eastside_Dave and I've been to hell in a hand basket.