What? You expected me to actually take one side or the other here? The fact is they both suck, so I just want to say that if you want to play the "spot hidden meanings game" feel free. Here are some anagrams of the candidates, and running mates.

John Sidney McCain - Moshed cynic ninja

Sarah Palin - Anal Parish

Barack Hussein Obama - A monkish casaba rube

Joseph Biden - He pined jobs

Bob Laurence Barr - Bearable born cur

Ralph Nader - Harder Plan

Cynthia McKinney - My inky ethnic can

You can read into this whatever you want. Who cares. A rose by any other name and all that crap. Unless you pay attention to the candidate's past (NOT what they promise in the future...how the hell can ANYONE predict the future?) then it doesn't matter WHO you vote for.