Uh-oh, you guys! Everybody knows some of the most ridiculous things were invented in Australia. It's not surprising the world's most ridiculous dance was invented there.

If you're at a rave party and see someone moving like they're being shot at with a street-sweeper or that they are having a fucking seizure, they are most probably doing the Moron Shuffle.

What exactly is the Moron Shuffle in general, you ask? It's a fucking double-step dance where you synchronize your feet together so one does one of the dance moves, while the other makes the turn. The effect looks retarded. Wouldn't you agree? Here's an example of an idiot making a complete fool of him/herself: