It is my mission to embrace the idea that my content and remarks shall always strive to belittle the stupid and to earn mass amounts of eRep points. I shall also strive to read all of your PMs, but to never, under any circumstances, respond seriously to those PMs. It is my mission to entertain as many people as I can in the shortest time possible. I shall always remember that no matter how pointless and stupid the things I say are, I shall present them in such a way that they will be lessons that will last a lifetime. I shall strive always to do nothing of great value. I shall strive mightily to always be the number one eBaums user in Salt Lake City or, if not that, the number two user or, at least somewhere in the top 15 or 20 users in Utah. At least once a week I shall upload an exceptionally good video, picture, joke or blog. I cannot promise my other uploads will have any redeeming value. And finally, it is my mission to always remind those that view my content that I never lie, and I’m always right. So let it be written. So let it be done.