This is gonna be short and to the pointless...

I had a shitty week. A brief synopsis:

Last night, find out that the police were after me due to a fight I got into with some Russians a while ago. I guess the cops figured it was no big thing and I'm not being sought any more. This wouldn't be a big thing, but what pissed me off was that those douchebags alleged that I pulled a gun on them! Fucking bullshit!!! Of all people to make accusations, our damn local thug-lyfe Soviets have no place to say shit!

Then, yesterday, my father visited. He lives about forty miles away, so he stops by when he's in town. Now, one must understand that he is a very conservative Christian type. It's embarassing to admit, but I strive to keep him in the dark lest he forever views me as some drunk, lust-crazed man-whore. Now, I am prone to depression and have a splendidly immature way of dealing with it: drinking myself retarded. Don't judge me. So, it's about 8:00am when he decides to bust into my door DI-style. He jumps into my messy room adorned with empties and catches me asleep with an epic case of morning wood. Me and my erection wake up, assess the situation, and rush him out of the room. We didn't discuss what was seen, but he undoubtedly thinks much less of me now. I mean, seriously, knock on the fucking door!

Let's see. Oh, I ran into my ex who acted incredibly petty behind a facade of friendliness. So many back-handed compliments and little barbs, I just wanted to grab her throat and throttle her to death. I tried to be the better person and act truely civil, but being the better person is never as satisfying as your parents said it was. I just wanted to be a huge dick and feel like I missed out. Oh well, I should be proud to keep my bearing; I do really think she is going crazy and would feel like a dick had I been as rude as her.   

*An addendum* I also got hit with some really horrible adware virus which my protective programs cannot remove. Now, I have to restart my computer every twenty minutes when 40+ browsers are opened and freeze up my system. The only thing that has prevented me from utterly destroying my machine is that I just got a new one and I don't want to spend $2000 more dollars. Trust me, I'm computer violent and have already destroyed several computers in the past.

There's alot more, but I'm not going to go into it.

So my solution to a shitty week: I'm gonna go get a mohawk right now. It just sounds like a good idea. A mohawk and some quality beer might just prove this day salvageable.

Thanks for reading and don't forget to make jokes in the comments involving me, my dad, and my erection!