Naked men shouldn't drive buses.
Naked men shouldn't eat muffins.
Naked men shouldn't  use crutches.
Naked men always burn out their clutches.

Naked men shouldn't  Crave pumpkins.
Naked men shouldn't beg for blumpkins.
Naked men shouldn't deep fry dumplings.

Naked men shouldn't  read this blog/poem,
Naked men shouldn't  even be born.