Are you tired of listening to the incoherent ramblings of Michele Bachmann or the delusional spewing of Ron Paul? Fear no more! Ms. Neko Jones, the talented and beautiful doll from Australia, will mend our country and bring it back to its former number one position.
Neko Punched hater: BUT ANDREW U HAVE TO BE AN AMERIKAN CITIZEN TO BE PREZIDENT U IDIOT 1 STAR AND U SHOULD KILL URSELF!!!
Settle down, you old cahoot. Neko's presence alone possesses the ability to convince the Supreme Court to overturn the rule demanding for presidents to be natural born United States citizens - the minute Neko walks into Washington DC, the entire city will come to a complete halt and bow down to Neko's almighty superiority and greatness.
Neko Punched hater/Ron Paul supporter: BUT ANDREW U R SO DUMB U FUKIN FAGGOT U R THE REASON Y THE BLOGZ R SHIT WE NEED MORE BENGAY BLOG POSTS AND POSTS ABOUT GYPS!!!!!! NEKO IS A MAN AND HE CANT EVEN RITE BLOGS THAT MAKE GOODER SENSE, DUMBASS!!!! 1 STAR.
Neko can't run the blog section? Puh-lease - I find it quite ironic when some fifty-five year old creep blatantly calls Neko a man (which isn't true) and attempts to persuade others that Neko is a "man." The truth is that Neko can single handedly run this section and thus leads to the conclusion that Neko can run a country.
Neko Punched hater/Ron Paul supporter/drunk irate white old Republican male: THATS ENOGH U MORON STOP THESE TROLLS POSTS, YEAH OKAY IF NEKO CAN RUN A KUNTRY WHAT COULD HE DO? LOL U NEED TO STFU AND KILL URSELF DO EVERYBODY A FAVOR WHILE I FUCKIN GOUGE THE EYES OF UR DAUGHTER AND FORCE U TO WATCH AND UR WIFE WILL BE FUCKED BY MY IMPOTENT DICk
Put the beer bottle down and listen to what Neko promises to do:
- Neko is sexy and thus will breeze through foreign relationships - her looks would simply charm them and force them to abide to America.
- Neko is intelligent and will instantly mend the economy by lowering taxes AND increasing government spending ... what are the odds?
- Neko is determined and will build a moat filled with job applications and IRS tax forms around America, preventing illegals from waltzing into our country.
- Neko is aggressive with her plethora of troll accounts who reluctantly speak fluid Asian and will NEKO PUNCH those who oppose her.
- Neko is so great that she will extend the presidential term limit to ten terms.
- Neko does not age and does not die.
- On a scale from one to ten in terms of being kawaii, Neko is SUPER KAWAII ^___^
- Neko can play the piano extremely well and has even seduced the NEKO PUNCHED blog monster rednote with her adroitness at musical recognition.
- Neko has the remedies for cancer, AIDS, and other ailments in her Hello Kitty safe.
- Neko was actually the one who led the French in the Hundred Years' War but escaped from the British grasp - she replaced herself with Joan of Arc, who took all of Neko's credit.
- All individuals above the age of forty will be annihilated instantaneously upon Neko's presidency to rid of the cloud of irateness and arrogance that has enveloped America.
- Neko ISN'T Gyps.
- Neko ISN'T Tyaeda.
... so when 2012 rolls around and you are at the ballot, make sure to vote NEKO! VOTE NEKO! NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYAN!!!!!