Newest Ass Hole on Ebaums

Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every
single one of you. All of you are fat,
retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of
their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You
are everything bad in the world. Honestly,
have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean,
I guess it's fun making fun of people because
of your own insecurities, but you all take to
a whole new level. This is even worse than
jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be
a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot.
I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the
football team, and starter on my basketball
team. What sports do you play, other than
"jack off to naked drawn japanese
people"? I also get straight A's, and
have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew
me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who
should just kill yourselves. Thanks for



This my friends is the newest Ass Hole on Ebaumsworld. His name is IASFREPlV1239. I then proceeded to send him this:

My friend, you are the most pathetic human
being I've ever heard of in my entire
life. That is, if your serious. If your just
dickin with us by being a jackass for no
reason than more power to you. That's
the ebauty of ebaumsworld. say what you want
and no one can tell you you can't. But
if your truly going around ona website
bragging about how much better you are than
people...then dude you just don't
deserve life. I have a great job, a great
girl, play guitar(metal not the "shitty
emo music" you refer to) and have plenty
of friends. But the difference between us is
that I don't have to validate myself by
showing off on a website. now if you are
serious about all this, I suggest you go eat
shit and die a slow, painful death.

to which he replied Shut up, I bet I could take you. Now can someone please explain if this fucking idiot is for real?
If so...I think he needs a hug
Uploaded 07/31/2008
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