Read this AFTER my love life blog for pure hilarity...
I am a Seattleite so, of course, I need my daily Quad. I walk up to the AM/PM cuz it's a nice 70 degree day. As I'm pouring my liquid crack I notice a very attractive mid-30's woman next to me. Black pumps, nice legs, knee length black skirt, black orange and white blouse, not showing too much cleavage, brunette with a pony tail (I like pony tails) pretty face with not too much make-up and no wedding ring.
WTF right? I say "hi". That's it...just "hi". She looks at my face, then at my feet and slowly back to my face. Her response..................wait for it................"As if!!!" And turns and walks out of the store.
Hmmm...I check myself. White Nike's...check. White ankle Champions...check. Denim shorts(loose fit)....check. Black and white striped American Eagle polo...check. Teeth brushed...check. Face shaved...check. Ooooook!
The dude behind the counter says, "What a fucking bitch!" I just smile and walk home.