So im sittin at home on a couch on this fine saturday morning watchin a movie called "Sir arthur conan doyles: The lost world" and so far its alot like the new king kong movie.... in fact.... its exactly like it except they are on a muntain in mongolia not an island.... so the chick just got strung up on a big wooden structure and the crazy natives are waiting somewhere for a big ass dino t come eat her or sumtin.... and now the heros are tryin to save her and here come the natives with their big dino bone helmets and shit like that.....BOOM! that bitch got capped... lol....stupid fucking mongorians..... omg they are running in slo-mo.... who does that anymore.....

omg they are gonna get the friendly mongorian dude!

oh awesome he got on the blimp....

those dino-bitches are terrible with spears.....

so now they are in a blimp and they are floating up the side of the mountain....

and commercial brake.... so lets talk about other stuff......SNOW!.... i love snow.... its all white and fluffy and all that snowy stuff.... but the cold is terrible.... i hate... i hate it i hate it i hate it...... cold sux ballzorz..... ya i said it.... ballzorz..... put that in the dictionary oxford........and OMGWTF? a matthew mconeghey(you know who im talkin about but who knows how the fuck you spell his last name....) cologne commercial......you know the world is going to shit when that happens....

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blomp.....lol the pterodactls are gonna take down the blimp......omg that ptero got pegged in the neck.... omg the mongolian guy got killed :(.... and my prediction comes true......

CRASH!....and the old prefessor dude twisted his ankle in the crash what a deusch...... oh pshaw its just a bronasaurus no need to be scared..... and the animation is so shotty..... its a '98 movie.....ope the kid is scoutin ahead hes gonna die mofuh....

so in this break i will into the cast... theres the hero"Challenger"

the hunter "Roxtan"

The woman "Amanda"

the scientist and his apprentice whos names i cant recall....

and 2 mongols(brother and sister) but the brother died... and the sisters name is Gina...

so now they are all sittin some mayan type temple cave talkin aboot stoofs.... and roxtan wants to go back to the crash site and get stoofs......

Commercial!!!!im so bored..... and for those who are wondering yes i am going to narrate the entire movie for you.... there is only another hour left so shmafala.... shmafala..... thats another one for oxford.... or is that more of a webster? ya thst sounds like a webster....

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looks like the apprentice dude is gettin the hotts for gina.... and the proffesor is bitchin about his ankle and challenger is sayin sorry im gettin yall bitches killed.... Roxtan is off gettin his stoofs but hes been gone to long so Challenger, gina and apprentice dude are goin to find him.... he prolly deeed..... awwwwwww hes a traitor... he caught a dino so hes gonna bring it back to america and sell it..... malone (the apprentice)....oh what a twist tides are turned lets see how this goes down....lol ok....

Roxtan makes malone tie up gina then challenger tie up malone then then the gang beat roxtan.... alright im tired of narrating this shit.... you wanna find out wat happens next watch the fuckin movie.....