One Day In the Hospital
SpaceEagle
Published
05/19/2011
Fred
Phelps, after becoming seriously ill, entered the hospital for some
tests. After a few days, the doctor came into his room and addressed
him.
"I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want first?"
"Give me the good news first, doctor."
"Well, the good news is you're dying."
"WHAT? THAT'S the GOOD NEWS? For God's SAKE! What's the BAD news?"
"You're dying of AIDS."
"I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want first?"
"Give me the good news first, doctor."
"Well, the good news is you're dying."
"WHAT? THAT'S the GOOD NEWS? For God's SAKE! What's the BAD news?"
"You're dying of AIDS."
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