i once ate a publix sub and it was one of those Beforehand, it looked like velvety-soft rose pedals.  Afterwards, it looked like a bulldog eating mayonnaise type of things.. heres the story of  Poop mcgee



i was droped off in  the lake of doom  like a marine in a gun fight in veitnam , soon after there was a loud nose and i was engulfed in a darkness that i wont never forget.  see folks in the pin i was living in just before just to call me Poop, poopy mc gee and the poopster. when the darkness cleared i was throw into a couple old buddys of mine, one i was friends with he was the most coolest excrement mother fuckers i knew.his name was dr poop lil  when i get there he said hey poopaye, you finally hit the dungy , huh  ? i told him when the bosses lunch hit like a   pendulum.         soon after we went to go look for some corn to hold our selfs together                                   
                There were previous Excrements down here lifeless , it looked like the NewYork stock exchange after 9/11, so many to choose from.                 


I onli had 2 weeks of life left until i turn into "one of those other guys "  

 soo i smoked 

 and i also did a lil drinking 

 and soon after i pairished into a million peices 





 THE END!