I named this blog after a particularly disgusting grime monger.  But, other than that, it has nothing to do with this vile, vomitous garbage-brained freedom hater.

This blog is about my recent encounter with an Albanian smurf.  This smurf, this venomous bile eruptor suggested to me that Optimus Prime would lose to a pride of lions in a battle.  I vehemently objected, and the smurf became indignant.  I was forced, unfortunately, to plunge a large golf tee into the smurf's eye.  At this point, the situation became dangerous.  There was no option other than chemical warfare.  I subdued the deranged smurf, for good, with one sustained shot of high concentration, industrial grade bleach. 

Disclaimer:  I do not contend that this particularly disturbed smurf's behavior is representative of all Albanians.