I named this blog after a particularly disgusting grime monger. But, other than that, it has nothing to do with this vile, vomitous garbage-brained freedom hater.
This blog is about my recent encounter with an Albanian smurf. This smurf, this venomous bile eruptor suggested to me that Optimus Prime would lose to a pride of lions in a battle. I vehemently objected, and the smurf became indignant. I was forced, unfortunately, to plunge a large golf tee into the smurf's eye. At this point, the situation became dangerous. There was no option other than chemical warfare. I subdued the deranged smurf, for good, with one sustained shot of high concentration, industrial grade bleach.
Disclaimer: I do not contend that this particularly disturbed smurf's behavior is representative of all Albanians.