Okay, that blog was complete bullshit.
This should be taped on you bathroom mirror-
Where one could read it every day.
You may not realize it,
But it’s 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world
That you would die for.
This one makes sense. There are probably 10 people that I would die for. So fair, the blog is good.
2. At least 15 people in this world
Love you in some way.
This one is pushing it a little bit. 15 people? That's a significant amount of people. I don't even love EVERYONE in my family. I'd say MAYBE 3 people love you.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you
Is because they want to
Be just like you.
Okay, here we go will the egotistical bitch thing that every chainmail is comprised of. No, people don't want to be "just like you". What if you're a dumbfuck? You think people want to be a dumbfuck? What if you're a whore who has gonorrhea? No. Sometimes, you're just the bottom of the barrel.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,
Even if they don’t
Again, thinking that you are somehow special that you can break through the interior hatred from your enemy and give them a loving smile that will brighten their day. No. If I REALLY hated you, you wouldn't have any teeth to smile with.
5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about you
Before they go to sleep.
Because you're just SO unique and special that SOMEONE has to be thinking of you. You know what I think about before sleep? Not you.
6. You mean the world to someone.
Unless you're a super untight bitch. Then, people just hope you die.
7. You are special and unique.
No, you're not. You're just like EVERYONE else- working to make a living, trying to find love, dealing with depression or your gonorrhea- you're nothing special. You still bleed the same as all of us and you will still die like all of us so get off your fucking pink unicorn and shut the fuck up, princess.
8. Someone that you don’t even know exists loves you.
BAHAHAHA! Yeah, because they saw you one day and they just fell in love. You were just so wonderful and pleasant. It's almost impossible not to know that person would exist either. Obviously you met him or her ONCE or are you so vain you think someone saw you on a subway terminal and is spending his whole life trying to search for you. Bad news, he's gay.
9. When you make the biggest mistake ever,
Something good comes from it.
Or a baby. Or gonorrhea.
10. When you think the world has
Turned its back on you, take another look.
Or just kill yourself. Technically, the world itself cannot turn it's back on you. You were probably such a bitch that no one likes you anymore.
11. Always remember the compliments you received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
Because that is just so easy to do. I think that's what STARTED making you such a dumb, whiny bitch.
‘Whenever God Closes One Door He Always Opens Another, Even Though
Sometimes It’s Hell walking though the Hallway.’ FYI, it's "when God closes a door, he opens a WINDOW". What a dumb c.un. t