I just logged in to the webernet, and the Yahoo! news doohickey contained possibly the most shocking news since the Hindenberg or the revelation that nobody actually shot JR and that an entire season of network TV was in fact just a dream.
Ricky Martin is gay.
I will now physically describe my amount of shock by means of interpretive art:
In other unbelieveable news, the sky is normally blue and things fall down when unsupported.
Anarchist Messiah (and Grade A sacastic ass)