Sea Bass And More...
ZeroEnygma
Published
07/20/2011
Me: Is that Chilean sea bass?
Waiter: No sir, Chilean sea bass is endangered.
Me: I want Chilean sea bass, the last one if that's all you have. And while you're at it, serve it up on a plate made from the shell of a leatherback sea turtle, flatware carved from African elephant tusks with a side of mountain gorilla carpaccio.
Waiter: You're a sick bastard.
Me: No I'm a healthy bastard, now fetch me a polar bear pelt so I can fuck my girl until she bleeds...blood on white there's nothing like it.
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