If you thought that only celebrities get into sex scandals then you are very wrong. Great people like Gandi, James Joyce, Benjamin Franklin and Albert Einstein were all involved in sexual scandals. Sadly no modern book is allowed to publish these men's sexual activities of the past because it is "not in public interest" to know it.

Well I think it is in public interest, and I will tell you the story of each man I mentioned above one by one.

Gandi's the story is more of a strategy then anything else. During his sexual intercourse with his wife, in the next bedroom, his father was dying a painful death. After this Gandi decided that father's soul left this planet at exactly the same time Gandi experienced his orgasm. I cannot confirm whether it was his first ever or the last of many. Since, Gandi decided to penance himself. In other words he decided to constantly inflict mental and physical pain on himself because he felt the death of his father was his fault.

But how he inflicted pain on himself was quite interesting. Gandi used complex exercises to control his sexual self, and apparently after many years he had a complete control over his body. So what was his idea of pain? His idea of inflicting pain was to watch a naked woman dance in front of him, without him experiencing sexual arousal. He formed clubs for his followers who could also enjoy or "inflict this pain" upon them, for free.

James Joyce is the greatest Irish writer, pioneer of medical literature and a man who loved to fart in other people's faces. During his long trips around the world James wrote long letters to his wife Nora. If it wasn't for these letters the world never would have known that this man had a kinky side. In these letters he often mentioned his urge to insert his manhood between Nora's legs and fart in her face.

So if you are ever forced to write something about this great man, perhaps you can mention this too, I am sure teacher will be pleasantly surprised to read something different once in a while.

Benjamin Franklin is world's famous politic, diplomat, government official, inventor and a man chosen to be on $100 US Dollar bill. What Benjamin loved to do with his free time was to party, party hard with beautiful older women. No, really, much older women. He chose love partners who were 20-30 and sometimes 40 years older than him. Why he chose older lovers, even though he was a big supporter of marriage is well illustrated in a letter he sent to his friend. Benjamin wrote that these women are smart, experienced, can keep a secret and do not raise suspicion of adultery. He also mentioned that what women have below their waist is the same whether you take a 25 year old or 45 year old woman, or as we might say it in 21st century "a hole is a hole".

For this man, science and only science was his real wife because he never cheated on her. The greatest mind of 20th century turned into a wild sex boar as soon as he saw a dress. He was married twice, but openly had relationships with other women during these marriages. During his first marriage his wife had to sign an agreement where Einstein told her not to expect "love or loyalty". This man has had knowledge of almost all of his female relatives and when he got bored with them, he turned to his secretaries, then his maids, then his....well you get the point.

This man was a true Casanova of his time, and his "experiences" fuelled his mind with great thoughts and made him the face of science. 

I wrote this for my blog gikf.net.