To the following people, places, things, situations: FUCK YOU!

-credit card debt

-microscopes

-sticky shit on the floor that never comes off

-low disk space

-the economy

-mortgages

-vaccinations

-c-sections

-asthma

-that bitch at McDonalds who opened the door into my kid's head and then bitched at me instead of apologizing

-people who have no kids but still need to tell you exactly what is wrong with yours

-my bedroom carpet

-diapers

-wrinkles

-gray hairs

-the people responsible for making my wrinkles and my gray hair

-the entire afternoon programming line up on the Disney channel.  Fuck Hannah, Carly, Zach, Cody, and the whole lot of them.

-insomnia

-baby fat

-carpal tunnel syndrome

-Abercrombie

-Fitch

-Walmart

-autism

-cigarettes

-family drama

-competitive parenting

-irreversible decisions

-materialism

-house work

-that crack in my windshield

-the stupid truck that flung the rock that cracked my windshield

-that little security troll at my school that gives me a ticket every fucking time I forget my hangtag

-people who sell cheap halloween costumes on ebay but neglect to mention that their cat has spent the last 8 months pissing on your purchase

-admissions essays

-insecurity

-fruit flies

-compulsive shoppers

-crackwhores

-sharp edges and corners

-milfs who make me feel bad about myself

-disintegrated friendships

-impossible possibilities

-sexaholics

-awkward silences

and finally...

-President Bush

FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!! 

Ah.  That is so theraputic!  You guys have to try this!