" So show me that chain mail you got"
"You should say, that chain mail I have"
"No, you told me the other day that you got some chain mail, I want to read it.'
" Read it? you don't read it, you wear it." Oh you thought I meant chain letter"
"Whatever, Never mind."
(laughing) " man you are about as sharp as a butter knife."
"yeah? Well at least I didn't spend an hour trying to cook a hamburger with a hairdryer."