" So show me that chain mail you got"

"You should say, that chain mail I have"

"No, you told me the other day that you got some chain mail, I want to read it.'

" Read it? you don't read it, you wear it." Oh you thought I meant chain letter"

"Whatever, Never mind."

(laughing) " man you are about as sharp as a butter knife."

"yeah? Well at least I didn't spend an hour trying to cook a hamburger with a hairdryer."

"Touche' "