DrunkandNaked makes a good point in my last blog - so this one's for you, baby :)
Do you wake up in the morning with an eye crispy? Or perhaps your breath is stale, your muscles achy, and your penis stiff. Dread having to face morning traffic, and go into work for another monotonous day? Do you need coffee just to jump-start your morning?
If any of these symptoms sound familiar, you could be suffering from Normalexia. Normalexia affects a whopping 99% of Americans, and is categorized by an inability to live your life as though you've had a rainbow enema.
Those with Normalexia find discord with their bosses, teachers, law enforcement officials, and the government. But there is an answer:
Enemex gives that rainbow enema feeling everyone but you has been waiting for. Wake up to a bright day and ask your Doctor if Enemex is right for you.
Possible side-effects include, but are not limited to:
nausea, vomiting, rectal bleeding, anal leakage, dizziness, blocked sinuses, tremors, palpitations, dry eyes, itchiness, vaginal dryness, loss of desire, headaches, sweating of the palms, diarrhea, constipation, fever, sore throat.
In less than 50% of patients, side-effects may include:
seizure, heart attack, increased risk of stroke, blindness, growing extra limbs, losing limbs, unexplained conception, black sperm, loss of fingernails, loss of teeth, leprosy, suicidal tendencies, murderous intentions, and death. Call your doctor immediately if any of these side-effects happen to you.
You can be just as carefree and happy as these people shown with Enemex, although you should feel lucky if you survive at all with this poison.
In fact, these people shouldn't be riding horses or throwing their arms up - they should get the fuck back to work.
* Enemex not recommended for horses.