My Girlfriend of 2 years decides to tell me today that she wants some space.  I imedietly lose my temper and throw my parents bahamas (spelling) umbrella and patio table across the yard.  So i told her to get the fuck out of my house.  I then baught a pack of ciggarettes and drove to nearest place where i could fish and relax.  I start walking down when some lady passes me by on a bike and says "hi how are you" I replied with o amazing, being sarcastic but she didn't know.  So i was jsut going to carry on with my buisness and i said well have a good night.  The lady said well it would be a better one if you would follow me about a mile up the road.  I was in utter shock and said excuse me?  She winked at me and road up the chair.  I then relised I was wearing my granny fucker T-shirt