If you, like most everybody on this site, have been wondering where I've been, and what I've been doing for the last couple months, well, have I got a treat for you. Let's see, in the past months I've:
- Made the Dean's List in college after flunking out of a University
- Moved in with my best friend
- Thought about coming back to EBW
- Dated a hot asian
- Dated a different hot girl
- Dated no one when they discovered each other.
- Got Promoted at my job
- Still have a shitty job
- Won the Falcon from Lando in a high stakes game of Sabacc
- Lost the Falcon to Lando in a high stakes game of Sabacc
- Abandoned the long hair and grew some FUCKING sweet sideburns
- Wished I had something to blog about so I would have a reason to go back to EBW
- Drank a lot of Vodka
- Watched a lot of porn
- Missed the old EBW blogging section
- Watched an obscene amount of BET, almost an hour a day
- Got a 6 pack of abs, bitches!
Did I mention I grew some fuckin sweet Sideburns? So you guys are all caught up, I reckon, so what's been goin on here?