St Augustine Weekend
Majorfathead
Published
09/28/2009
So My girlfriend (what's her name)and I went to St Augustine for the weekend and here are a few dos and don'ts
Do
- arrange your tours in advanced
- take the stupid pirate cruise (loads of fun)
- get a trolley ticket (8,000,000 degrees in the shade)
- drink lots of water
- expect to spend lots of money
- eat everything that will fit in your mouth
- tour flagler college (austentatious display of 19th century vulgar wealth)
- take a ghost tour (those fuckers scare the shit out of me)
Don't
- Shave your head the day prior to going to florida (ouch)
- drink so much that you forget when the trolley stops running
- go to the wax museum
- throw up on stupid pirate cruise (loads of fun)
- take innocent (accidental) pictures of other hot girls (besides whats her name)
- give the waitress your credit card # in the microbrewery then spend 9 hrs drinking microbrews (see trolley)
- visit St Augustine til Feb or March(8,000,000 degrees in the shade and 100% humidity)
- leave your camera with accidental pictures on trolley after microbrewery
- expect anything (including a civil word) from whats her name the entire last day
Would I do it again? You betcha
Would I take whats her name? probably so
Thanks Mjrf
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