Funny Shit That is Totally True!!!
K...so my friends daad was telling me and my friend how he used to jerkoff...dont ask me why i guess that was what we were talking about that night...anyway...he would cross his leg so his ankle would be on his knee...he would tie a string around his big toe and the other end of the string around his nutsac...LOL(he said when u jizz it makes it flow better)anyway the point of the story is that 1 time he forgot to take the string off...
HE STOOD UP AND OOOOOOUUUUUUCCCCCCHHHH!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
HAS ANYTHING HAPPEND LIKE THIS TO U!!!