A female relative of mine posted one of those stupid copypasta quotes as her profile on facebook tonight. You know the ones I'm talking about. The ones that have a message about friendship or motherhood or breast cancer.

BTW, is EVERY month now fucking breast cancer awareness month? Does it not seem like there's a year-round pink-a-thon? Anyway...

Here's what she posted as her stupid fucking status:

I AM A HANDFUL! Unfortunately most women WON'T repost this. I'm strong willed, independent, a bit outspoken, and I tell it like it is. I make mistakes, I am sometimes out of control & and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst then you sure as Hell .........don't deserve me at my best. If you ............are a HANDFUL, repost

Why is it that chicks think it's cool to be a mouthy bitch? Like being an opinionated, high- maintenance cunt is somehow a quality to brag about?

Guys don't boast, "I"m a loud-mouthed, mule-headed jackass who's hard to live with. I'll be rude and verbally abusive. Put up with me or else..."

If we did, you little ladies out there would be shocked by what dickholes we were.

Guys might have many of those qualities but we have learned how to put it aside and fucking man up. How many of you men out there have a co-worker you can't stand yet with whom you are able to work in a professional manner 'cuz it gets shit done?

Women can't do that. How many times have we had a female co-worker who spends more time in H.R. complaining about petty, catty bullshit than actually doing her job?

I'm so sick of bitchy snatches thinking that somehow yapping their stupid fucking emotional, irrational, 'hear-me-roar' whining is somehow EMPOWERING to them.

It's NOT, ladies. It really isn't. It just shows why men need to be in charge of running things. 

I might add that said female relative is in the process of moving out of town with her two bastard kids to escape a failed relationship. She's in her early 20's.

Maybe if you 'strong willed, independent' frilly panties out there would spend more time sucking dick and cooking we'd be more apt to support you and put up with your patience-draining asses. Then you wouldn't have to post your relationship drama on social networking sites. 

I hope all me friends will copy and paste this as their status. Not really. That shit is stupid. Peace.