I seem to have come up an amazing discovery. People are becoming increasing stupid and easy to manipulate. An example of such stupidity would be last month when I met a girl yazmine at CVS. She was one of those prep school girls with a rich daddy and even though she spoke very properly and had a phillips academy education I could tell this girl was borderline retarded. We started hanging out and she was getting kind of annoying. Not like some constantly poking you in the head is annoying, but how it would be if you heard fran dreschers voice in your head everytime you had a thought. so i decided to see what kind of bullshit she would put up with before she decided not to talk to me anymore. here is the list of stupid shit that i did and she ended up forgiving me and/ or paying for.

1. I told her i didn't like my phone because the screen was too small then i told her she made me feel bad because she didn 't remember my birthday.(i met her in march my brithday is in january) she bought me a new phone.

2. I got caught making out with her neighbor and told her it was because she didn't do enough to make me happy. Not only did she forgive me she let me do things to her that weren't even sexual. I just wanted to see how she would react to it. ( I even got her to hope around the mall with me for an hour and a half.)

3. I convinced her that eating banana peels with good for the skin. She did it for about a week then i felt really bad so I told her she didn't need to do it because her skin is flawless. I think she had a couple of her friends doing it too.

  4. The worse thing I did was crash my car in a light pole next to her house and said it was because I was thinking about seeing her and i wasn't able focuse on the road. My driver side fender, the front bumper, the drivers side headlight, the drivers side door and window all had to be replaced. She paid for them because she felt guilty that she had such an effect on me that i couldn't think about anything else.

I feel bad so I'm being prince fucking charming. I bought her stupid little lap dog a few outfits. who the fuck dresses up their dog? honostly it's a fuckin dog they don't care. The first day she put the outfit on tookie she rolled in shit like 10 minutes later. I don't know i've done so much shit to this girl and she endured the whole time. i think I'm actually starting to like her. she's grown on me like mold on an old piece of bread.

i'm going to hell but not like murder hell. I'm probably going to be buried neck deep in shit and forced to watch jonie loves chachi for the rest of eternity.No blinking allowed.

Karma is going to fuck me in the ass with no lube for pulling this shit