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Supplicant Factory

I saw two people sitting holding hands.  Each privately thinking about the soup and the next order.  The waitress was exacting her revenge on me by forcing me to bend in half and stair at her shoes until they became so pumped fool of air I knew she had to be leaving tips under the jar for Mac to bring in new security systems for the Irish.
The ten story flat house bread parlor was tallying votes rtonigght when the shortest bank came in telling us they had a mexican women who saw dots and a somalian ladiea who could see that the wind was blowing in favourably.  This isn't a charleston chew I thought but the 7 browed blond pale horsed cold soar hound had to be careful not to get caught undressing in her fashionable free time playing twith the reality phone of Marcozi and Tesla.
"I can't believe the sight of all these whores," the man from Iowa was saying, "It must be about time that Donald Trumps body double would die of ball cancer and fill hings falling into the back crevices of his hindu gland s that the cloned army brought in to keep him so fat while he desperately tried to search for the real machine that made infinite candy bars somewhere bewtween Minnesota and 11th."
"I don't see anything wrong with the lip talk if Bernie Sanders is allowed to get our children and the mexicans to school on time."
In comes the waitress.  There is a gout in the throat of that woman to say the least otherwise there would have been five blue boys breaking in bashing a headress just to talk to me.  If it gets any worse, we'll sell her pants from Snow Boys and tell her that the eventuallity is, Do I even see black follk living in the brush ?  Or are they all the Aloha how do you do fluidity you've come to expect from a typical conversation?  These questioned bothered the waitress enough to ask me about my a pants. 
The things that she took from me were not important.
Mac disagreed.  "Let's talk about doors."  So we did until a lovely couple came as an ugly couple orgasmed that they would remember eachother until death do us part.
The votes are still being counted.  Bing is of no use.  Google is so fiber I can't even get pants on.  AskJeeves one more time and we'll urinate in our own assholes.
The thing that is important here is that, if foreigners are allowed to run, like Ted Cruz who worked with both Dr's up for the bill, then so should Fellons be allowed to vote.
"We're getting them to," said Jessica Rohloffs, "We may need more time.  But, when it comes down to it, there is infinite time between ours and theres."

They are burning the couch I bought in a hobo train car that we needed to lend.  Iowa is getting Kidgets phones and white people walk in and find the old Kentucky Lizard a little more angel than she ever used to look.  After all. . .who ever sees the door man. . .

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