why beer is better then religion;
1.) no one will kill you for not drinking beer.
2.) beer will not tell you how, when or why to have sex.
3.) beer has never caused a major war.
4.) beer wont tell you you have to like beer best.
5.) no one will knock on your door and demand you like their brand of beer best.
6.) you wont be burned at the stake or hanged for drinking the wrong brand of beer.
7.) you don't need to wait 2000 years to have a second beer.
8.) you don't need to die to meet the brew master.
9.) you can prove that your beer is real.
10.) if you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you.