I have to exorcise this demon now, before I go to bed.

Eshel, I'm going to take away either your drugs or your keyboard as punishment for getting the "Full House" theme song stuck in my head.

It's a rare condition in this day and age, to read any good news on the newpaper page.

If that song weren't so damn simple and catchy I wouldn't have a problem getting rid of it.  But noooooo, you just had to bring it up!

Real love bursting out of every seam...

At least 2 good things came out of "Full House".  Well, technically three.  I believe the consensus now is that Dave Coulier was the two-timing bastard that inspired Alanis Morissette's "You Oughta Know", which now is cliche, but I am not embarrased to say that I still crank it up in the car and sing along.

The other two things are Jodie Sweetin's boobs.  Damn, are they nice!  Too bad she's a crackhead now.

As days go by....

Thanks Eshel.  I am footfknmaster and as I lay in bed, I am going to think about Alanis Morissette scratching her nails down my back while she wears Stephanie Tanner's boobs.