once when i was in middle school i brought oxycotton and sold some to my friends.
I once pissed out a large kidney stone and i was only 13!
when I was younger I pissed for 4 minutes straight.
Once when i came home from the hospital from a berium swallow i went to the bathroom and i shitted white!
I was born without an esophegus and had to undergo many surgeries and I had to eat food through a blender until I was nine.
Once in alpine Texas I witnessed A real UFO!
I almost died from an accidental. tylenol p.m. pill overdose on christmas eve.
My family makes over 200,000 a year.
One of my grandfathers was a natzi.
I have to under go 2 sergeries every two years.
I spent almost 4000 dollars on a plasma tv.
All the above are true facts.